M3. Forget this please!

It was a nice, sunny day in Alden, New York. I would have to say that it was about 25 degrees Fahrenheit outside, but there was a nice sunshine. I was in the eighth grade in Alden Middle School. I was a member of the J.V. basketball team, and we had a game in Lackawanna later that night.  Due to the fact we had a game, I had to be dressed up because it is classy. Then the event that took place during the day is something that I remember very vividly. Unfortunately I was the most infamous person in Alden Middle School on this day. It was the beginning of seventh period and I was just on my way to lunch like every other day at this point. I went to the back of the cafeteria to make a soup and salad. My salad was just a little one I put together quick, and then I got a bowl of New England clam chowder. When I sat down at the table, everything was going great. I had a nice little conversation with Mr. Partell who was the teacher doing lunch duty at the time. After I talked to him, all of my friends were just sitting at the table laughing at something. Garrett Rutan was sitting right next to me and he laughed so hard at something, the food that was in his mouth flew on to the table! Then he attempted to clean up the food by picking it up with a napkin, but the food kept moving closer and closer to me by accident. I was incredibly grossed out, so I quickly tried to move away from his food and by accident I spilled my white clam chowder right on to my lap. At that moment my whole table started laughing along with the cafeteria. Then Mr. Partell saw everybody being loud and obnoxious over by me, but he didn’t know why. He walked over by us and said “What’s going on?” And before he even got a response, he saw my lap, and he just started laughing hysterically. He now realized why everyone was laughing and my face was as red as blood. This was a horrible moment that I can’t forget.

M4 Brian's Bashing, LOL! JK BRO

Really!? Yes I know that friends will be friends and kids will be kids, but an action that was done this past weekend was completely uncalled for. Over the weekend, my friends and I were just chilling at one of my friend’s houses. We were all just casually sitting around upstairs having a great time just having a great conversation. Then I get a text from one of my great friends that was sitting in the other room. The text advised me to talk to this person in another area of the house. This person and I get along great, so I just figured we just had something to talk about for a second, but I wouldn’t think it was bad. So before I went to the area of conversation I had a cup of water quick and then I was just talking with Mike Steffan. No big deal or anything, we were just talking about everything. After our conversation I walked downstairs, and I was just chilling with some other people waiting for my friend to come talk to me. Then the person was a little late, but I figured to give this person some time. Well it ended up being a couple minutes so I just figured something was up, but it wasn’t a big deal. I was watching T.V. with my friends so I wasn’t really thinking about it. I finally decided to text the person and just ask them if they were coming downstairs. Well the person did end up coming down stairs and then I was asked “Why did you text me?” I said “You wanted to talk to me?” At that moment the person said I never texted you anything, and that was when I realized I had a very horrible prank played on me.  My friends took this someone's phone and decided to text me off of the phone. This created a very akward moment, for me and I was not happy.Two of my friends thought this was very funny, and I didn’t. I never thought I would have to right a bashing about one of these people in particular. For that I will not mention his name. The other two that were in on this though, do deserve to be bashed. They are Mike Steffan, Phil Zobrest, and the unnamed. Hey look at that, Mike Steffan found his way into another Brian’s Bashing. Should I be surprised? Get over yourselves gentleman, I am disappointed. Get real, get real!

L3 YOU MAKE ME MAD!

I would definitely have to say that there are many things in this world that make me angry. But, recently there was one incident that makes me extremely angry. Here I am just enjoying my Thursday afternoon, and then I get a paper shoved in my face to be edited. Not only am I angry, I am stunned because I look up and there is Amber Breyer throwing this paper at me! I mean if it was Austin Hopcia or somebody I would understand, but it was Amber Breyer! I could not believe what just unfolded right in front of me on to my desk. For those of you who do not know this, the article was due on Tuesday. So I figured Amber gave it to Mr. Currin in advance or something because she is an editor so I wouldn’t expect anything less of her. But there Amber is handing me a paper with 15 minutes left to go in class. Wait, I just made a mistake by saying Amber handed me the paper. She threw it has hard as she can in my face and said “You better edit it this, or else we will have problems. I am sick of your nonsense Brian and you have been nothing but the biggest jerk to me.” I was like “Amber take a chill pill, alright, you are the one that is incredibly wrong here.” She told me to take a hike. Now I was incredibly mad and I could not believe that the one and only Amber Breyer did this to me. I was very disappointed by this event, and I will say this is what makes me mad. Don’t give me your paper late and give me tude. I don’t like that at all! Remember if you dog one of us, you dog all of us. This makes me mad!

L4: Shall we go Gronkin? Let's not!

Really!? All I hear about leading up to the Superbowl is how this New England Patriot tight end is such a big deal. I turn on the T.V. and I see hear how he is a record setting tight end and he is impossible to stop. Well then the Patriots host the Ravens for an A.F.C. Championship game and the winner would advance to the Superbowl. In the third quarter, Rob Gronkowski suffered an ankle injury. I will be honest and give “Gronk” the benefit of the doubt. The injury did look pretty bad. Luckily for him though, his beloved Patriots would advance to the Superbowl which was two weeks later. The two weeks would be nice because it was going to give Gronk an extra week to get healthy. The bad news is that it would be an extra week of hearing about whether or not this wimp was going to be healthy for the game. I really believe that the biggest headline heading into this Superbowl was Gronk’s injury. I was sick of hearing the nonsense and I just wanted to watch the game. Finally the game came along and the Patriots lost of course. I was so happy to witness my most hated team lose in the big game once again. I think one of the best things about this though was what happened later that night. Patriot’s owner, Robert Kraft, held a party for his New England players after the game. I’m sure he assumed beforehand that they were going to win. Anyway, this party took place in an Indianapolis night club. If you saw a certain piece of footage of this party, you would be stunned! Mr. Gronkowski was seen dancing like a maniac on the dance floor. This is so funny and stupid because this so called tough guy had the worst ankle injury ever; almost so bad to the point where he didn’t play, but yet he was good enough to go dance like crazy. I find this incredibly stupid on his part. He deserves to be called out for this, and not to mention he looked like an idiot dancing. Well one thing is for certain, Gronk played horrible in the Superbowl, and he is also a horrible dancer. Get real Gronk, get real.

Superbowl!

To be honest, I have so many great Superbowl memories; I would never have enough time to write about them. Of late though, I would say my favorite moment would date back to 2008. The undefeated New England Patriots were taking on the New York Giants. The patriots were so called unstoppable, the best ever, perfect, champions, and every other overrated word that people used to describe them. I on the other hand knew that they were prime to be beat. I could not wait until they would get taken down because I hate the Patriots! Of course so many people said that the Giants had no shot because Eli Manning was there quarterback. Many people believed that the only good thing about Eli was that he is Peyton’s little brother. That is ridiculous because I have always thought Eli Manning is a great quarterback. He would prove that in this game.  The game started off with the Patriots taking the ball down the field and scoring on the Giants. Everybody began to think that this was just going to be a blow out that was over at half time. Well the people that thought that were wrong! The New York Football Giants wouldn’t give up anything else to the Patriots. The score at half time was 7 to 3 in favor of New England. There was one half of football left. Every Patriot was one half away from making history. The third quarter was also just a defensive battle. The score still remained 7 to 3 going into the fourth quarter. Half way through the fourth, Eli found David Tyree in the end zone for a huge touchdown the give the big Giants the lead. Then the Brady Lady got lucky once again and the Patriots scored with three minutes to take a 14 to 10 lead. Now the Giants had no chance according to so many, but Eli Manning had something special up his sleeve. On a third and long Eli Manning was wrapped up almost for a sack, but he then had a crazy escape and he threw the ball 40 yards down field to David Tyree. This play was insane! Now the Giants were in business. Three plays later Eli found Plaxico Burress in the end zone for the game winning touchdown; game over, Giants win 17 to 14. Go home New England! Cry me a river Brady!

k3 another story

It was just one of those days, I was lying in my room and everything just started to happen at once. I was in my bedroom just doing some homework so I could end all of the stress that was taking place in my day. I had a tough day at school, everything was just going wrong. My one teacher yelled at me at said something like I was a bad listener; I don’t know exactly, I wasn’t really paying attention. Then I spilled my lunch all over myself and everyone started laughing at me. It was just a very long day and I was glad to be home. So I figured that it would be better to just end all of the stress by doing the homework right away. I would get it done and over with which would really make me happy. I started the homework and I realized that this was just making my day worse. This was becoming so stressful because I felt like nothing was getting accomplished; this day was better even more horrible. I decided to go downstairs to take a break and then of course I fell down the stairs. Then I decided to head back up stairs and just take a nap. I couldn’t sleep at all due to the fact a massive head ache just started. I could not believe all of the bad things that were happening to me on this sunny day. While I was lying down trying to sleep, my mother yelled up to me and asked me if I wanted something from the store. I told her that I didn’t need anything so I she went outside to leave. I was just in the house and then I thought how I actually did need something. So I jumped out the window and tried to land on my mother’s vehicle. I missed and suffered a broken leg to end my great day.

K2

It was just one of those nights. Bob came home from a long day at the office and he just needed some rest. He walked into his home and he just had a feeling that something was a little odd. He couldn’t put his finger on what was fishy, but he was determined that he eventually would. So he turned on some lights and figured that would give him a better idea of what the issue was. Bob was getting extremely flustered because of the day he had and then the strange events at home on top of that. A fly on the wall quoted Bob saying this upcoming statement. “This is such a horrible day, and I am so ticked off right now, what is going on in my house!?” The fly also said they he saw Bob through his phone at the T.V. and he missed. So Bob was unhappy to say the least, he had to figure out what was going on in his home immediately. He decided to run upstairs to search around. He looked in the bathroom, it smelled, but it was clear. He looked in the closet, it was dusty, but it was fine. He looked in his bedroom and things got crazy once he walked in there. He looked on the floor and there was a bulge in his floor under the carpet. He had no idea what in the world it was, but he picked up his chair and he started hitting it with a chair. He just kept hitting harder and harder and the thing just kept moving. For hours this thought to be creature was not stopping and Bob decided to go to sleep because he gave up. He went to sleep and the best part of his day was that it was over. He woke up to a beaver hitting him in the head with a chair. This day was going to be bad too.